Ultraviolet

I really wanted to see Ultraviolet. Totally stylized action movies appeal to me as far as entertainment is concerned. I’m going to explain Ultraviolet as best I can.

I want you to picture the movie Blade. Wesley Snipes is replaced with Milla Jovovich. Now remove the story line, you won’t be needing it. They won’t say it, but keep in mind that sick actually means super powered vampire. Remove your understanding of the word vampire. Everywhere the color black is used, replace it with bright colors. Remove all detail from the special effects. Now take fifty percent of the fight scenes and pan away when ever any action would have occurred. Now remove the ending. What you are left with is a florescent pile of steaming cow dung otherwise known as Ultraviolet.